Conspiracies Unlimited (was Re: Neville and the Prophecy)

[Brenda M.]

No: HPFGUIDX 103011

>>> Jenn wrote:
> >Dear Conspiracies Unlimited,
> 
> >I think the first time was the veela chicks at the QWC:
> 
> >"...Harry stopped worrying about them not being human--in fact, he
> >stoped worrying about anything at all....the veela had started to
> >dance and Harry's mind had gone completely and blissfully blank."
> >(GOF, US, chap. 8, p. 103)
> 
> >You can make what you want of that; I find it a little ominous that
> >Veelas can make men feel like they're under the Imperius curse.
> >Doesn't bode well for ol' Bill Weasley does it? <<<

Bren now:

Hmm, the whole encounter with Veela reminded me of the first time a 
young lad experiences/views an X-rated film or such. Females will be 
less effected and even offended in general, more experienced/mature 
males will know how to handle himself, but not "the youngsters, the 
callow youths" (Kneasy's words).


> >Sincerely,
> >Jen Reese
> >Conspiracy theorist in training

Bren: OOOH, can I join too????? <sheepish grin>


>>> Kneasy: But he [the umpire] is dragged away by medi-wizards that 
negate the spell by stuffing their fingers in their ears. (You see 
that, lads? You too can be free just by not listening. Now there's a 
simple recipe for a happy life.) <<<

B: WAHAHAHAHAHA. THat definitely makes my day!!! What a nice 
*helpful* advice you're giving out to young lads -- 'Just shut your 
ears'. Hahahahaha.


>>> Kneasy: I've marked Bill's card anyway. He'll fall victim to the 
Weasley cull, IMO. <<<

B: But why Bill out of all the Weasley kids? Because he's the oldest? 
I thought that position was given to Percy already...

And no, Fleur isn't even close to being clever and seductive as 
Bella, I don't think. More like blonde-bimbo in Muggle slangs (sorry 
if I offended anyone, I don't actually like blonde jokes). Bella has 
the older-evil-woman thing going on. Stifler's mom anyone? Haha.


Bren, still laughing from Kneasy's advice