Peevs woz ere!

[boyd_smythe]

No: HPFGUIDX 103360

> > gregory_lynn wrote:
> > Presumably it's just "here" 
> > in dialect, but if it isn't "ere" 
> > means before.
> > 
> > Which proves conclusively that 
> > Dumbledore is Peeves.

First, the same message appeared on the mirror last month, before the 
door could be opened, so it has nothing to do with what's inside. Just 
Peeves being Peeves.

And second, gregory_lynn, sorry but you're wrong. Dumbledore is *not* 
Peeves. Dumbledore is obviously the half-house-elf half-giant father 
of Salazar Slytherin himself, who time-turned to the past to escape 
his mixed-blood fate, only to be thwarted by Godric Gryffindor, who is 
obviously the illegitimate son of time-turned Ron and a veela. 
Similarly, Peeves is obviously the time-turned ghost of Filch's son, 
getting back at his dear old dad for all those years of incessant 
nagging to clean up his room.

--boyd
off my meds again