[HPforGrownups] Re: Dudley the Half Blood Prince?

[Phil Vlasak]

No: HPFGUIDX 103636


>Mandy wrote:
> >If Petunia and Dudley turn out to be magical.  That would make
>Dudley a
>half blood.
> >Dudley Dursley the Half Blood Prince.  A scary, unexpected but rather
>interesting >twist.  Not to mention Dudley being one of the only two
>people
>in the world who are >actually blood related to Harry makes him an
>interesting target for Voldemort.
> >Cheers, Mandy
Now Phil:
What would be more humorous than Dudley  Dursley as the Half Blood Prince?
The book six story could go like this:

Harry finds out from his Aunt Petunia that his Evans grandparents were 
killed by VW so that's why she hates the WW.
In a fight between Dudley   and Harry, Dudley finally gets angry 
enough   to show signs of his magic ability and he finally gets his letter 
from Hogwarts.
All these years, Petunia  has been attempting to keep him from knowing this 
to protect him.

At the start of the year at Hogwarts, the Sorting hat sorts Dudley  into 
Slytherin.
He is a first year, and like Hagrid did, towers over his classmates.
He tries to intimidate them, But those little eleven year olds can beat him 
easily by using magic. Eventually, Harry comes to his defense, and 
Dudley  grows to appreciate him.



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