Filk: Die, Die, Ron, Ron, Ron

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 92197

Die, Die, Ron, Ron, Ron,  based on, you guessed it, Da Doo Ron Ron 
Ron by either the Crystals or Shaun Cassidy, depending on your 
generation.


To CMC, the Muse of music, the Wizard of words, the Sorceror of 
songs, the Ruler of rhythm....Shut up, Ginger.  Shutting up.


"And I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm just 
chucking them in the bin where they belong."  Ron Weasley, OoP p, 718 
US hardcover.

If Mummy gives me chamomile when I am ill
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.   Die, die, Ron, Ron.
Or I get Darjeeling from my brother Bill
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron, Die, die, Ron, Ron.

Yeah, if I am ill.
Yeah, a gift from Bill.
The bin's where they belong.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.

If Sybil wants a Pekoe with her Inner Eye
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.
Herbal is saying she can prophesy.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.

Yeah, her Inner Eye.
Yeah, can prophesy.
The bin's where they belong.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.

Three years in her class is just too long a time.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.
Earl Grey's causing me the walls to climb.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.

Yeah, Oolong a time.
Yeah, the walls I'll climb.
The bin's where they belong.
Die, die, Ron, Ron, Ron.  Die, die, Ron, Ron.

Ginger, who freely admits knowing nothing about tea, its leaves, or 
the reading thereof, and asks that if a certain type of tea mentioned 
is illegible that she be forgiven for her ignorance.