FILK: Take This Bane from Lockhart

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 92330


Take This Bane from Lockhart

To the tune of Hank Williams' Take These Chains From My Heart

A MIDI at:

http://members.fortunecity.com/ajsmidi/alpcond/alpha_20/t.html 

Dedicated to Ginger

THE SCENE: St. Mungo's. GLADYS GUDGEON, Lockhart's most devoted fan, 
pleads with Mungo's staff to restore her hero to his full mental 
vigour. 

GLADYS:
Take this bane from Lockhart and set him free
He has lost all his long-term memory
He once holiday'd with hags, but now can't recall his brags
Take this bane from Lockhart and set him free

He once signed photos with a peacock quill
Now his joined-up writing is wanting skill
On the closed ward he's confined until you restore his mind
Take this bane from Lockhart and set him free

Let Lockhart bring the world to harmony 
Even though he was just a bit smarmy
Is there anesthesia to cure his amnesia? 
Take this bane from Lockhart and set him free 

Oh, St. Mungo's, please let my Lockhart go
..
 
   -	CMC

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