Filk: Rodolphus

[cubfanbudwoman]

No: HPFGUIDX 92823

quigonginger at y... wrote:
> Rodolphus to the tune of "Fernando" by ABBA.
> 
> To Siriusly Snapey Susan, cuz I like her name.
> 
> Bellatrix: singing to her hubby during their time in Azkaban
> 
> Can you hear their screams, Rodolphus?
> I remember cursing them to find our Master long ago.
> In Longbottom's house, Rodolphus,
> You were causing pain to them and waving madly with your wand.
> I could hear their screams of pain
> As our spells drove their fragile mental state beyond.
> 
> Then they busted us, Rodolphus.
> And they placed us all on trial with no chance of us going free.
> I was proud and brave, Rodolphus.
> We were serving our Dark Lord and headed straight for Azkaban.
> And I'm proud that we were there 
> With Barty junior and your brother Rabastan.
> 
> Refrain:
> There was triumph in our eyes that night.
> They glittered bright, Rodolphus.
> They were shining there with one accord, 
> For our Dark Lord, Rodolphus.
> We knew honour would be our reward
> When he returned.
> If I had to Crucio again, 
> I would, my friend, Rodolphus.
> If I had to Crucio again, 
> I would, my friend, Rodolphus.
> 
> Now we're in our cells, Rodolphus.
> Dementors breath is rattling out our lullaby tonight.
> They are cold and bleak, Rodolphus.
> Every happy thought is wrested from my mind but this remains.
> I can feel the surge of pow'r
> I felt when "crucio" I cried and caused their pains.
> 
> Repeat refrain 
> 
> Ginger, who thinks this one is a bit disturbing.

Susan:
Oh my gosh!  My very first FILK dedication!! :-)

Ginger, this is indeed a creepy sort of lyric.  Not to mention that 
ABBA gives me the creeps anyway.  Oh--and that Bella gives me the 
creeps, too.     

Siriusly Snapey Susan...who wishes with all her might that Anjelica 
Huston could be cast as Bella; I could see her crooning this tune!