How can LV win the war in three weeks

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No: HPFGUIDX 92920

> Hickengruendler:
> There is a difference: You can't learn the Unforgivables in 
Hogwarts. 
> According to the Fake Moody, you must be very powerful to do them 
> (and according to Bellatrix you must enjoy to do so. Although this 
> maybe isn't true for those under the Imperius Curse). Krum, on the 
> other hand, learned the Unforgivables. They are taught in 
Durmstrang. 


Neri:
ARRRRGH! Those pesky little details! OK, thank you Hickengruendler 
for pointing this bug. A little change in programming is clearly 
needed. First, we have to find a wizard who had already learned the 
Imperius curse (we could start our plot to take over the world in 
Durmstrang). Then we imperio this wizard and give him these four 
directions:

1. Be a good servant of the Dark Lord.
2. Go and imperio other wizards.
3. If the imperio'ed wizard is not powerful, order him to be a good 
servant of the Dark Lord.
4. If the imperio'ed wizard is powerful, teach him the Imperius curse 
and give him these four directions.

Conquering the world this way will clearly take more time than my 
first estimation. It depends mainly on the average time it takes to 
teach the Imperius curse to a powerful wizard and the percentage of 
powerful wizards out of the whole wizard population, but we will get 
there in the end.

Neri