<FILK> A Message From JK

[Lilac]

No: HPFGUIDX 93087

A MESSAGE FROM JK
a filk by Lilac to the tune of "A Message From the Lord", from 
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie 

(This is my unofficial transcript of the March 2004 chat, with a 
little "artisitc" license taken on my part to make things rhyme.)

JKR:
Middle names I'll discuss
Ron's, poor boy, is Bilius
Here I'm not ambiguous
A message from JK

Remus 'John', Hermy 'Jane'
Ginny 'Molly', (what a name)
Sybil 'Pat' you've ascertained
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And careful readers prob'ly know 
Exactly how the romance goes
Surely, the clues you've had enough?!
Won't say, but...it's not that tough!

H/C? Nope. D/H? Nope.
Mini Voldies? Nope, nope, nope!
But Wormtale might still have hope
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Marauders? Gryffindors!
Ginny you can not ignore
No comment on eye colour
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Vampire? Not my Snape.
Won't tell his Patronus' shape
By the end you'll be awhape
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Weasley boys -- two year spread
Regulus is really dead
Not a rune on Harry's head
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Yet there'll be time for some romance
A kiss (or two) he'll get the chance
For now the wizard world's at war
Harry hide! There's worse in store!!!

Sorry 'bout Sirius :(
I know you are all nonplussed
Please forgive, 'till then discuss
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You'll see why in the end
Thanks for all the questions, friends
I've more chapters left to pen! A --

FANS:
Yes, please go and chapters pen! A --

JKR:
I've more chapters left to pen 
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ALL:
I/she must go, it's now the end
A message from JK!