FILK: Evil Wizard

[Eustace_Scrubb]

No: HPFGUIDX 93375

OK, I've washed the tomatoes off my shirt in the wake of "It's Not Me,
Tom!" and I'm ready to contribute another silly song.

This one's set to a possibly recognizable tune as well:

Evil Wizard (Pinball Wizard from Tommy by The Who)

Ever since I was a young boy
I've loved the darkest arts
>From Hogwarts down to Brighton
I must have cursed the lot
But I ain't seen nothing like him
since Grindelwald's heyday
That tall black-haired orphan
Sure casts a mean AK

He grew up hating muggles
'cause his dad was such a git,
Sent away his mom when
He found she was a witch
He bided time with patience
Made his father pay
That tall black-haired orphan
Sure casts a mean AK

He's an evil wizard
There has to be a twist
An evil wizard's
Got such a supple wrist (swish-and-flick)

How do you think he does it?
I don't know
What makes him so bad?

He thirsts for life eternal
Swears he will never die
Fear goes out before him
No one will say his name
Seeking domination
All wizardkind would tame
That tall black-haired orphan
Sure casts a mean AK

I thought I was
The Unforgiveables king
But I just handed
My Crucio crown to him

Up against the finest aurors
He can kill the best
His D.E.s lead him in
And he just does the rest
How strange to think an infant
could end his evil reign
That tall black-haired orphan
Sure casts a mean AK


Regards,

Eustace_Scrubb