Snape in love! was Re: What's in it for Petunia?

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Lynnette Wrote:
> OK, here's a knee slapper for you...  
> Older or younger, what if Petunia is the one JKR was referring to 
as 
> (paraphrasing)"developing magical abilities later in life"? Then, 
at 
> some point in book 7, Vernon has a massive coronary or something 
and 
> dies.  She then meets Snape and SHE is the one he falls in love 
> with!!  hhmm, Petunia and Snape in love?  Heaven help me and 
Severus 
> forgive me, but I can actually picture them together!  (providing 
he 
> has gotten over the "mudblood" attitude problem)
> 

Sue here:
Why does she have to be a witch?  After all, he would have gotten 
over the "mudblood" problem as you say.  Imagine the fun they could 
have with Dudley: potions to control his weight, potions to control 
his temper, potions to control his snoring...and a little Crucio.

They do seem like a good match, I always like the "Petunia as Snape's 
jilted lover" posts from a while back anyway.

May all the Dursleys always be Muggles,
Sue