FILK: Bellatrix, Bellatrix (nursery rhymes)

[catherinemckiernan]

No: HPFGUIDX 93756

Feeling inspired (possibly after reading too much Terry Pratchett) I 
decided to continue with the filking of nursery rhymes. The tunes to 
these are "Curly Locks, Curly Locks," "Ding dong
bell/Pussy's in the 
well" and "The North Wind Doth Blow."

*
(sung by Voldemort, obviously)

Bellatrix, Bellatrix, wilt thou be mine?
I'll teach you Dark Magic and curses sublime.
We'll slaughter the Mudbloods that our world demean,
Rejoicing in hexes and torture and screams.
Bellatrix, Bellatrix, thou wilt be mine,
I'll teach you Dark Magic and curses sublime.

*

Ding dong bell,
Pussy isn't well.
Though she hasn't died, 
Yet she's petrified. 

Whatever could do this – 
Was it a basilisk?
Hermione could say
But she's just gone the same way.

*

The cactus doth grow
And Neville will show
It's wonderful means of defence, like so.

Now they're covered in slime
And Harry repines,
It's not how he wished to meet Cho, like so. 

Catherine McK