FILK: Better be Good to Me

[Phyllis]

No: HPFGUIDX 94713

FILK:  Better be Good to Me
to the tune of "Better be Good to Me" (written by M. Chapman, N. 
Chinn, H. Knight, and sung by the one and only Tina Turner)

Harry to Uncle Vernon:

A prisoner of your house
Tormented by your son
Loud grunting in the night
Held captive by a spell
Oh yes I'm touched by this goal of protection
Should I be fractured by your complete rejection
Should I, should I?

You better be good to me
That's how it's gotta be now
Cause you need me to save
Petunia from the Dark Lord's raid
You better be good to me

Harry to Snape:

I don't think it's too late
For us to stop the hate
We stand wand to wand
As you break my mind's bond
And I know you keep saying that you're on our side
And I really do wanna believe
But did you think I'd just accept this without proof
Oh no Sev, some spots never come off

You better be good to me
That's how it's gotta be now
Cause you need me to score
For the Mark to burn no more
You better be good to me

Harry to Dumbledore:

And I really don't see why it's so hard to be straight with me
And I really don't understand what's your plan that you can't be 
straight with me
What I don't know I surely can't avoid, why can't you be straight 
with me
And if it's my own fate I wish to see, why can't you be straight with 
me

~Phyllis
who heard this song twice in the last week and concluded it was her 
destiny to filk it