Victor Krum
nkafkafi
nkafkafi at yahoo.com
Thu May 20 12:08:33 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 98928
justcarol wrote:
<snip>
Carol, who thinks there must be male Veelas and female leprechauns,
but that both are very rare, like female dwarves in LOTR ("It's the
beards.")
Neri (sitting at home with a nasty allergy and finding solace in
pestering the HPFG group):
Speaking as a biologist, the elegant solution to your problem above
seems quite clear: leprechauns and veelas are the males and females
of the same, highly di-morphic species. Once per 17 years (say) in
the spring they both meet for a mating season on a remote island in
the arctic ocean. Pregnancy is only 3 months or so, after which the
leprechauns take the male babies with them to Ireland and the Veelas
take the female babies to eastern Europe. Both leprechauns and veelas
seem to be rather embarrassed of their other sex since they keep this
as a dark secret. This explains the enmity between them in the QWC
and also why the leprechauns are immune to the veela charm. I guess
they are only susceptible to it during the mating season when the sex
hormones peek. In contrast, Veela sexual drive is apparently active
all the time, so between mating seasons they vent it by tempting
humans.
Neri (groping for the kleenex)
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