Look out for Squidward, was meta analysis of rumor section of JKR site

[Phil Vlasak]

No: HPFGUIDX 98997


>The Sergeant Majorette says
>
>Huzzah! Another Lily McSlytherin theorist! I say she's the first
>witch in a long line of Squibs (don't try to distract me with genetic
>science, or you'll force me to use sophistry...) and that's why
>they're so proud that they have finally produced a witch.
>
>However, the Potter books are kid books as opposed to children's
>books, meaning that there will be fart and booger/bogie jokes, and
>suspension of disbelief is *essential*. It's not about the magic.
>It's a ripping yarn about a boy and his school chums. JKR keeps
>trying to tell us this. What do you think she meant when she
>said "Look out for Squidward"?
>
>--JDR
>
>Phil replies:

Squidward Tentacles?
Squidward is a main character on the TV show, Spongebob SquarePants
and, uh, dislikes Spongebob and Patrick. He's very
grumpy and always playing his clarinet, which he is horrible at, anyway, he 
is an
artist :).
He is a squid that lives in an Easter Island head, works as a cashier in 
the Krusty
Krab, he has no friends, besides he lives between the houses of Spongebob 
and Patrick.
His most prized posession is his clarinet.


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