FILK: Possibly Podmore

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 99552

Possibly Podmore (OOP, Chap. 26)

To the tune of Suddenly, Seymour from The Little Shop of Horrors

MIDI at:

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Dedicated to Gail Bohacek (and this is a one-shot deal, Gail – I'm 
not going to filk the entire musical!)

THE SCENE: Hogwarts' courtyard. THE TRIO confer concerning the 
implications of HARRY'S latest Dark Lord dream, and arrive at several 
important conclusions, one of which is that they shouldn't be 
discussing this stuff in the first place

HERMIONE
When we saw Bode
Recover at Mungo's
He was still flummoxed
With his voice took away
But then a plant
Struck without warning
And now Bode is dead
Through floral foul play

Possibly Podmore
Has been made the fall-guy
I think Lucius snuck up
When Sturgis stood guard
Possibly Podmore
He didn't at all spy
Curse unforgiven
Podmore fell hard. 

HARRY
Somebody evil
Stood out quite plainly
Daddy L. Malfoy 
Fudge at his side
He cast a spell that made
Bode act ungainly
To stop his talking, they
Made sure he died.

Probably Podmore
Was Malfoy's next target
For trespass arrested
When weapon he sought
Probably Podmore
He couldn't too far get
Curse unforgiven
Sturgis got caught.

HERMIONE
We know that Voldy 
So wants the weapon
He'll stop at nothing 
His aims to achieve
Now it seems Rookwood
The Dark Lord's enlightening – 
Still, this scenario
You should not retrieve

HERMIONE & RON
Harry, don't see more!
Let your mind closed be
Harry, don't see more!
Make Snape your guide
Your dreams of the door
Are Voldy-imposed, see?
Let sweet Occlumency
Let sweet Occlumency
Let sweet Occlumency
Keep him outside!
 
   -	CMC

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