What about the Door slightly FF

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No: HPFGUIDX 99595

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Pippin wrote:
 They didn't dare to stop and hit 
> the knot on the way out, so as  they escaped they got walloped, 
> James's beautiful, expensive broom was totalled, and to top it all 
> off McGonagall showed up in her tartan bathrobe to haul them to 
> the Headmaster's office to explain themselves. 
> 
> Pippin
> apologizing for the slight fan fic flavor


Potioncat
And one of the best I've read lately :-)

Potioncat apologizing for the one-liner