(FILK) Doxies

[klyanthea]

No: HPFGUIDX 99655

Whoa...it's been a long time since I've posted a filk, eh?



Doxies


A filk by Gail B. to the tune of Roxie from the soundtrack of the 
movie, Chicago.


Oh, I am so glad I found a Midi. It's pretty good, too, except for 
this one little bit which you'll probably notice when you sing my 
lyrics (which are correct): http://www.hamienet.com/midi2712.html

Dedicated to Caius...I may filk some more songs from this musical, 
babe...but I have no intention of doing the whole thing.



Molly:

These things are all over the place
We're teeming with Doxies
We need to remove every trace
Of these nasty Doxies

Some may mistake them for a fairy
But then
You would do well to take care
You have to recognize their wings
Their arms, their legs, their teeth, their hair

Behind the curtains of this room
There's a nest of Doxies
So while we're cleaning up the dirt

Beware of this dangerous sprite
They have a vicious little bite
Doxies, Doxies hurt!

(spoken) Kids...?


Weasley Children, Harry, Hermione:

We're gonna squirt this Doxicide
To stun all these

Molly:

Doxies
I'll shoo them out from where
They hide
Then `Good bye' to

Weasley Children, Harry, Hermione:

Doxies

Molly:

When they emerge
All of them will surge forward
So be ready to aim and spray

Weasley Children, Harry, Hermione:

Here they come 
Flying from
The curtain

Fred and George:

We'll save us some

Molly:

You will throw those things away!

Their bite is quite poisonous
So look out for – what?

Weasley Children, Harry, Hermione:

Doxies

Molly:

Everyone here please stay alert

In Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests
The author on page nine attests
Doxies, Doxies hurt!

Weasley Children, Harry, Hermione:

Doxies
Doxies
Doxies...


-Gail B.