FILK: The Old Man Who Runs the School

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 99787

Man, it's been ages since I filked.  I really missed it, but for 
some reason inspiration just wasn't striking until a couple of days 
ago, when I came up with this:

The Old Man Who Runs the School
to the tune of "The Old Man Down the Road" by John Fogerty

He got a stash of lemon sherbets,
He got a twinkle in his eye,
He hire a lycanthrope to teach Defense,
He make the Potions Master spy.

Oh, what's he up to now?
Oh, has he got a plan?
Oh, can we really trust
The old man who runs the school?

He know that Voldemort is Riddle,
He got a beard that's long and white,
He got a robe all covered with suns and moons,
He gonna lead the side of Light.

Oh, what's he up to now?
Oh, has he got a plan?
Oh, can we really trust
The old man who runs the school?

He got the prophecies and secrets,
He know who gonna rise or fall,
Don't even think of being clever,
'Cos the old man knows it all.

Oh, what's he up to now?
Oh, has he got a plan?
Oh, can we really trust
The old man who runs the school?

The old man who runs the school...
The old man who runs the school...