FILK: Heir

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 99821

Heir
(Parody of "Hair" by The Cowsills)

GRYFFINDOR CHORUS:
Harry asked him why


HARRY:
Why
.  I'm a scary guy
They fear me day and (CHORUS)nighty night night
I gave my friends a fright
They watch me where I go

Don't ask me why
  (CHORUS)Cause I don't know
Is it those words I sung
In Parseltongue
(HARRY/CHORUS)Tell me


Am I Slytherin's heir?
Am I his heir?
Tell me I think everyone should think so
Could I be his heir? (heir)
Just like Voldemort now (heir)
Killed my daddy
Killed my mama
Can you tell me am I really his heir (heir heir heir heir heir heir 
heir)

Oh no
I think
That I really could be his heir

Well do I have what it takes?
Can I talk to the snakes?
Those are the signs of his heir
Do I have the keys to
The home for the Basilisk

I'm so worried
I'm lost for words
And I just can't help but wonder if I'm his heir (heir heir heir heir 
heir heir heir)

Am I?
Tell me?
Do you really think that I'm his heir

HERMIONE
I didn't know that you're a parsel
sort of thing is kinda rare now
If it's really really true 
Than you'd get sorted slytherin

HARRY:
sorting hat he tried it
But I did debate it
Now I wonder if I'm tangled
In the wrong house cause 
I wouldn't let him.

RON, FREG & GEORGE
Oh say can you talk to the snakes
If you can, than you are his heir

SEAMUS
Slytherin!

NEVILLE
Slytherin!

DEAN:
Slytherin!

DRACO
Slytherin!

DUMBLEDORE
You're not his heir
No, Voldemort put in you just a piece of himself

HARRY:
So I'm not Slytherin's heir
I'm not his heir
Although I have some of Voldy's powers
So I'm really not the heir (HEIR!)
It is Voldemort now (HEIR!)
`Cause I could pull the sword out
That means that I'm a 
Gryffindorrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(dor
 dor
 dor
 dor
. dor
. dor
 dorrrrr
.)
Know it
Show it
Long as I live, I'm a Gryffindorrrrrrrrrrrrrr



(dor
 dor
 dor
 dor
. dor
. dor
 dorrrrr
.)
(repeat)