Filk---Ladies of Hogwarts

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 117385

I wrote a new filk...hope y'all like it.


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The Ladies of Hogwarts

by Eric Oppen

ttto _The Female of the Species/Ladies in the SCA_ as sung by Leslie Fish

There is one thing that you notice when you get to Hogwarts School,
That it has both boys and girls there, and there's just one simple rule
That will keep you sane and breathing as you hit the Hogwarts trail:
That the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!

There's Professor M. McGonagall, Assistant Headmistress,
Though she may look pretty harmless she can cause you some distress!
She knows Transfiguration and can turn you to a snail
And the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!

You may run into the well-meaning Hermione Granger
But if you get in her way you will soon be in danger!
For revenge is just another thing at which she'll never fail
And the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!

And her housemate Ginny Weasley is another potent threat
She's as clever as her brothers and nobody's caught her yet!
With Fred and George as role-models, how can she not prevail?
And the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!

There's that dreamy-eyed blonde Ravenclaw we call Luna Lovegood,
You may dis her daddy's paper but I don't think that you should,
For she'll feed you to the snorkacks and she'll giggle while you wail
And the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!

The Death Eaters also have them, as with Bellatrix Lestrange,
She's a sadist who'll zap you if she sees that you're in range
And she killed her cousin Sirius, sent him flying through the Veil,
And the evil Hogwarts Old Girl is more deadly than the male!

For the Slytherins are sneaky, and the Gryffindors are fierce,
And the Ravenclaws' raw knowledge gives defense no one can pierce,
And the Hufflepuffs' hard labor is what makes the good prevail
And the female found at Hogwarts is more deadly than the male!



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