Filk: AK in the UK

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 117615


I thought long and hard for the perfect filk to dedicate to 
Pixieberry on her birthday.  Hope this works.

"AK in the UK" to the tune of "First Aid in the First Grade" from 
Jonah: A Veggietales Movie

To Pixieberry with wishes for a very happy birthday.
I think this is one of those filks that will have to be updated as 
new books come out.


Now little Tommy Riddle was a very nasty kid.
In the first Harry Potter book I read just what he did.
Went to Godrick's Hollow in the fall of '81.
Tried to kill a baby but he got himself undone.

It was an AK in the UK.
AK in the UK.  AK in the UK.
Hide under the covers- cuz the Dark Lord's on his way.

Now little Tommy Riddle was a very nasty kid.
In the second Harry Potter book I read just what he did.
Went up to his grandfolks' house- C'mitted patricide.
Y' should have seen the looks upon their faces when they died.

It was an AK in the UK. 
AK in the UK.  AK in the UK.
Batten down the hatches- cuz the Dark Lord's on his way.

Now little Tommy Riddle was a very nasty kid.
In the third Harry Potter book I read just what he did.
After Peter ratted, James sent Lily on the run.
Voldy zapped them both but got zapped back by their son.

It was an AK in the UK.
AK in the UK.  AK in the UK.
Bar the doors and windows- cuz the Dark Lord's on his way.

Now little Tommy Riddle was a very nasty kid.
In the fourth Harry Potter book I read just what he did.
Just an ugly baby, he could hardly hold a wand.
Sent a nosy Muggle right into the Great Beyond.

It was an AK in the UK.
AK in the UK.  AK in the UK.
Someone owl an auror- cuz the Dark Lord's on his way.

(harmonica interlude)

Fifth book!

Now little Tommy Riddle was a very nasty kid.
In the fifth Harry Potter book I read just what he did.
DE tried to wiggle out and take his oath all back-
Membership is lifelong, so bye-bye to Reg'lus Black.

It was an AK in the UK.
AK in the UK.  AK in the UK.
Floo the kids to Exmoor- cuz the Dark Lord's on his way.
Floo the kids to Exmoor -cuz the Dark Lord's on his way!

Ginger (yes, the last line was a tip of the hat to Geoff)
Did I mention that it's Pixieberry's BIRTHDAY?