Humour: Why Harry probably shoudn't have kids

curlyhornedsnorkack easimm at yahoo.com
Fri Nov 12 23:19:59 UTC 2004


No: HPFGUIDX 117736


There's probably a good reason that Book 7 will have to be the last
one. I can imagine Harry scolding his complaining children:

"What do you mean, 'My room is too small'? When I was your age, I
didn't even have a room. I had to to sleep in the cupboard!"

"What do you mean, 'There might be spiders in there'? When I was your
age, spiders were my pets!"

"What do you mean, 'But that bully's too big for me to take on'? When
I was your age, I tackled a troll and poked my wand up its nose!"


And so on! I think the first one's pretty good. I hope others can come
up with better ones.
PS: This is my first post, ever. 


"curlyhornedsnorkack"







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