Is Dudley...slow?

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No: HPFGUIDX 117845


--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "ericoppen" <technomad at i...> wrote:
> ...and wonders if the Eavesdropper at the Hog's Head 
> wasn't snooping around hoping to catch Dumbledore getting a little 
> bit of hanky-panky in.  (Blazing headlines: "Hogwarts Scandal!  
> Headmaster Caught in Loathsome, Frenzied Naked Embrace With Scarlet 
> Woman!  As our correspondent, Miss Rita Skeeter, reports, she was at 
> the Hog's Head when she noticed a tryst beginning...")


Nice thought.
Though if it had been the eponymously named Lovegood of the Quibbler
we might see different headlines:

Transfiguration Supremo makes a pig of himself at Hogs Head.
135 year old holds 'interview' with Seer in Hogsmeade 'red light' dive.

In a world exclusive your reporter can reveal the explosive details
of this shameful and secretive tryst. "The one with the power...."
gasped Sybill Trelawney (84) overcome with emotion.
"Disgusting" said Lucius Malfoy, member of the Board of Governors
of the school where this insatiable beast in human form pollutes the 
minds of innocent children.
(cont. p.9)

Kneasy