Eureka! Snape's Hair (frivolous)

[Alex Boyd]

No: HPFGUIDX 114349

I was in my bath just now and thought of THE solution to the Snape's
Hair Problem.  He has dry skin (probably because the castle has an
old-fashioned heating system that sucks all the moisture out of the
air) and puts olive oil in his bath for it (my doctor says this is
better, as well as cheaper, than anything specially made for the
purpose).  And he can't be arsed to draw a separate, oil-free bath
just to wash his hair in.  'Cause he's all busy with, you know,
teaching and espionage n-stuff.

There, gives us a clean-yet-greasy Snape, and those with Snape-crushes
can be certain that once he's found someone to rub him with lotion the
whole thing will be taken care of.

Alex