Filk: Me and Minnie McG

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 115527


Me and Minnie McG, as you probably guessed, to the tune of Me and 
Bobby McGee, words and music by Kris Kristofferson.  Most popularly 
done by Janis Joplin.

To Siriously Snapey Susan, with thanks for starting the "McG" thread

This is one of those filks where the singer would probably rather eat 
slugs than sing it.

Snape (at no particular match) sings:

Waiting at the Quidditch pitch, vict'ry to attain.
My accustomed black robes traded in for green.
Weasley thumped a Bludger down, Flint is out again,
Angelina just scored goal thirteen.
I cursed Harry Potter, and his second red banana,
Who's Keeping missed a lot, to tell the truth.
Snitch was caught in too short time, 
I's shaking Minnie's hand with mine.
Victory was hers again, I knew.

CHROUS
Quidditch is another word I hate to pair with lose.
Losing, I hate losing up against McG.
Yeah, winning sure was easy, before Potter came to cruise.
Yeah winning, it was good enough for me.
Winning against good old Minnie McG.

>From the time kids are firsties, to the time they're grown and done
Minnie and I share a single goal-
A good education, a house cup to be won,
But Quidditch really is the heart and soul.
With Draco on our team, oh no, he lets it slip away.
He's looking for that Snitch, and I hope he finds it.
But I'd trade all the Crabbes and Goyles for the team of yesterday
To be holding Minnie's trophy that was mine.

CHORUS

La-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da
Minnie McG, yeah
La-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da
Minnie McG.
La-da-da La-da-da-da-da-da La-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da La-da-da
Hey, my Minnie, Minnie, Minnie McG, Yeah.
Lo-da-lo-da-lo-da-lo-da-lo-da-lo-da-lo-da yeah,
Hey, my Minnie, Minnie, Minnie McG.

Well, I call her my cohort, I call her my friend
I said I call her my colleague, With her to the end, c'mon
Hey now Minnie, now, Hey now, Minnie McG, yeah
La-da La-da La-da La-da La-da La-da La-da La
Hey, Hey, Hey, Minnie McG. Yeah

etc.

Ginger, binge-filking today and really sick of typing La-da.