FILK: Friday Night

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No: HPFGUIDX 127578


FRIDAY NIGHT
A filk to the song of the same name by the Darkness, on their album
Permission To Land

SCENE:
PoA, just before exams—The Gryffindors are hanging around their
common room after the end of a long week.  Hermione is bordering on
exhaustion and hysteria.

RON:
Harry!
Have you seen Hermione?
She's taking every class in school.
She's got no time for extracurricular activities
With that impossible schedule

HERMIONE:
Oh!  Monday, Potions!
Tuesday, Ancient Runes!

RON:
Now, relax, it's Friday night!

HERMIONE:
Transfiguration Wednesday!!
Muggle Studies Thursday!!

RON:
Hey! Relax! It's Friday night


Harry!
Have you seen Hermione?
She's got bags under her eyes.

HARRY:
Why do you dwell on how she fits in all her classes?

RON:
Oh, do you think she goes in disguise?

HERMIONE:
Oh!  Monday, Flitwick!!
Tuesday, Sinistra!!

OLIVER WOOD:
Quidditch every single night!!

HERMIONE:
I got Magic History Wednesday!!!
Magic Creatures Thursday!!!

HARRY (to himself):
Quidditch every single night?

HERMIONE:
So tired
  I'm pooped.
(proceeds with a very big and noisy yawn)

Monday! Tuesday!
Wednesday!! Thursday!!
Been studying since Friday night!!!
Can't let my schedule smother me,
No weekend recovery,
Haven't slept since Friday night!

Oh, and I've lost all my patience
For stupid Divination, now
Trelawney is a fraud, all right!
And when Malfoy shot his mouth off
I gave him something to laugh about!

RON (impressed):
Yeah, you gave him a black eye!

Wow.

[yes, I know the class schedule may not be accurate--the link at the
Lexicon was down :(]

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