FILK: You-Know-Who

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No: HPFGUIDX 127825


YOU-KNOW-WHO
A filk to the complex and melancholy tune of "Waterloo" by
ABBA, on their morose album Waterloo. (I'm pretty sure this song has
been done before, but the filk practically wrote itself.)

SCENE:
GoF—The Parting of the Ways

FUDGE:
My my, at Godric's Hollow You-Know-Who was vanquished
Oh yeah, when Harry Potter finished with him he was nothing more
But now Harry's addled his brain
Pathetically clinging to fame

You-Know-Who? He was defeated, we won the war
You-Know-Who? Turned into vapor forevermore
You-Know-Who? Couldn't return if he wanted to
You-Know-Who? Can't have the public think it is true
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You-Know-Who? You must have a bad case of déjà vu

DUMBLEDORE:
My my, we tried to hold him back but he was stronger
Oh yeah, and now it seems our only hope is taking up the fight
And how could you ever refuse?
You've got to tell people the news

FUDGE:
You-Know-Who? He was defeated, we won the war
You-Know-Who? You'll believe anything, Dumbledore
You-Know-Who? Couldn't return if he wanted to
You-Know-Who? Can't have the public think it is true
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You-Know-Who? You must have a bad case of déjà vu

DUMBLEDORE:
And how could you be so uncouth
You've got to believe it's the truth

Voldemort! Giving instructions to Barty Crouch
Voldemort! Potion that made him a powerhouse
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Voldemort! Probably forming an evil plan
Voldemort! Death Eater break-out for Azkaban
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Voldemort! Go to the giants soon as you can

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