FILK: Close the Slug Club

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 136011

Close the Slug Club

To the tune of Close Every Door, from AL Webber's Joseph and the
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Dedicated to Lilac

THE SCENE: The Sixth-Floor Boys' Room. A weeping DRACO MALFOY pours
out his heart to the attentive MOANING MYRTLE:

DRACO:
Lord Voldemort tells me
What deed he wants from me
Assassination
To augment his might
He'll do what he wants to me
If unsuccessful, he'll
Trash all my slashfic
Shut down my fansites
My task's so important I'll
Be killed if it goes awry
And that is what makes me cry
Here in the can

Close the Slug Club to me
Keep Quidditch play from me
I serve a Master with
A heart cold as stone
I cannot rest until
I Headmaster blood spill
For I have been given
A Mark of my own.

(During the instrumental bridge, DRACO & MYRTLE waltz around the
boys' room together)

At fixing the cabinet
I'll take one more stab
I'll pour Polyjuice to
Unsex Goyle & Crabbe
I'll save my mother
>From Lord Voldy's cursin'
Rescue my father from
A cell dark and drab

This sad song that I'm beltin' out
I hope helps Tom Felton out
For I must start meltin' doubt
Here in the john

DRACO/MYRTLE
Snatch all/his my thongs from me/him
Black leather strip from me/him
This child of Malfoy
For my/his clan atones
There's a sword overhead
Until Dumble's dead
For I/he have been given
A Mark of my/his own.

- CMC

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