[HPforGrownups] funniest line of the book!!

[Barb Roberts]

No: HPFGUIDX 136115

Other funny lines:

Fudge speaking to the Prime Minister:
"My dear Prime Minister you can't honestly think I'm still Minister of 
Magic after all this? I was sacked three days ago! The whole wizarding 
community has been screaming for my resign for a fortnight.  I've never 
seen them so united in my whole term of office."
This is a line that any manager can appreciate.

The Weasly's Christmas Tree:
"The angel on the top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had 
bitten Fred....Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu 
and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, 
the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a bald head like a potato 
and rather hairy feet."
Morale: Never let the children (whatever the age)  put up Christmas 
decorations unsupervised.

Dumbledore to Harry in the Weasley's "outhouse":

He Harry) stopped, careful not to say what he really thought.
"I think 'fiasco' would be a good one here, " said Dumbledore smiling

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