Irma Pince is Snape's mother in disguise? AND Filch Squib or Muggle??? then.

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My theories on this and I hope this is not something someone else 
has already posted:

I don't think Filch is Snape's father, I think Irma(AKA SNAPEMAMA) 
likes guys with no magic. (haha) Ok, maybe I'm making it toooooo 
simple. Here is my wild crazy theory.

Lets go back scooby-doo style to the past (Mystery Fade and scooby 
music sound)

OK, lets take little Eileen Prince. Little girl, not all that 
pretty, not all that special.

Eileen is I suppose maybe possibly a pureblood or an almost 
pureblood.

Eileen has a very demanding father, Consider for your enjoyment Tom 
Riddles Mother and her life with her very cruel dad, ohhh yes, its 
Daddy dearest. Mean Dad, Daughter isn't good enough.

OK, so, Eileen has bad experiences with a very cruel father maybe, 
lets say maybe she was abused, yelled at, or any number of things 
bad dad's do. And her though is, Guys with Magic can really hurt 
you, if you find a guy without magic, he can't hurt you, you can 
hurt him....and maybe they are nicer.

OK, set the scene, Eileen meets a nice muggle boy, maybe her family 
is pissed, Maybe her daddy disowns her for running off with a 
Muggle....meh, maybe they don't care, I'm really not going all out 
for family history here. Just a theory

So, Eileen marries muggle boy, but.....muggle boy turns out to be, 
not so nice. Muggle boy is poor, muggle boy is mean.....darn it 
muggle boy is just like Daddy...how the heck did that happen.

OK, now, this is where my theory splits apart and falls into multi 
theory land.

What if she is abused, what if he is beating her or something like 
that and in a sudden breaking point she attacks him back and 
well....kills him??
Maybe SnapeMama isn't hiding from Voldemort, maybe Snapemama is 
hidning from authorities be them wizard or muggle. Snape Snapemama 
doesn't have anywhere to go, maybe her family will not take her 
back, maybe she doesn't have family left.

What if the only person she can turn to is the kind man named 
Dumbledore who was nice to her at school. So, she takes her son, and 
runs. Perhaps at this point, she hates muggles, she wishes she had 
never made the mistake of marring one, but obviously maybe little 
Snape is old enough to know what he is.

Dumbledore being the good old guy he is says, lets hide you, change 
your name and you can work in the library, maybe she has always 
loved books.

Now, enter the unknown territory--HOW did Little Snape come to 
Hogwarts knowing so many curses? How did he get so bloody smart 
about that sort of thing when people like Ron Weasley who grew up in 
a wizard family seem as dumb as someone not exposed to magic their 
first year.

What if....Little Snape has been hiding out at the Library at 
Hogwarts all these years?? What if, as a child--His mother allowed 
him to read whatever he wanted in the Library as long as he stayed 
hidden, didn't bother anyone, didn't distroy anything. What if 
Severus Snape has been a fixture at Hogwarts a lot longer than any 
of us realize.....Maybe Mommy has a problem now with Muggles, maybe 
she's gone batty and raves and rants about how horrible muggles are 
to her son.

How would Lucius who was way above Snape in classes become such good 
friends with him?? Perhaps he knew him from the little boy in the 
Library at Hogwarts and saw how talented the little fellow was right 
off--Now theirs a little Dark Wizard I can manipulate and use in my 
evil sceme...let me pop off and tell my master all about him.

OK..so, how does my theory split, well Like others, I am also 
thinking, maybe it didn't happen that way and in fact, Snape's 
father is dead, but his mother is not, He fears if he appears to be 
disloyal to Voldemort his mother is gonna get axed. So, he asked 
Dumbledore to help him hide his mum. This one is pretty straight 
forward and doesn't have the drama of my theory above...but it works 
equally as well.....anyway...

I DO LOVE THE IRMA PINCE I'm A PRINCE theory....OH yea, why does she 
like Filch?? Well he has no magic you see and she's got a thing for 
guys with no magic, she can hurt them, but they can't hurt her...and 
I think that works for both split theories....dada DAAAAaaa...


KarentheUnicorn