Summer at the Dursleys

[saraquel_omphale]

No: HPFGUIDX 137497

Now for something completely trivial. Is anyone else waiting in eager 
anticipation for the first chapter of book 7.

"We'll be there, Harry,' said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house," said Ron. 'And then we'll go with 
you wherever you're going."

Oh the delights of possibilities with this one.

Hermione grabbed crookshanks and pushed him out the door before 
dabbing ineffectually at Aunt Petunia's scratched and bleeding hands 
and face. "I'm really sorry Mrs Dursley, it's just he goes for people 
who aren't what they seem."  (Woops, that'll bring the cannon hawks 
down on my head!)

"Shall I help you with those sprouts, Mrs Dursley" said Ron, sending a 
sharpened knife flying accross the kitchen towards Petunia's head.

"Like another toffee, Dudley?"

Please feel free to use this as an opportunity to vindicate 17 long 
years of mistreatment....
Saraquel