Snape deserves to die, but...

[eggplant107]

No: HPFGUIDX 137735

"colebiancardi" <muellem at b...> wrote:

> I doubt JKR will do that, as these
> are supposed to be children's books.

It came to pass that JKR read the message as she has read thousands
and thousands like it before. You're a good children's author JKR but
always remember that you're just that, a children's author. As a
children's author JKR you must follow the rules and the most important
is that you must always 
.. As a children's author JKR you must never
 in your wildest dreams even hint that 
.. As a children's author JKR
you must always make it perfectly clear that
..

And so JKR sat down at her typewriter with an evil grin on her face.
So I'm just a lowly children's author am I. I'm a mere children's
author am I, I must follow all the silly rules do I, well the fact is
that now I'm billionaire, I have far far more money than I will ever
know what to do with. And that means I can now do anything I please,
absolutely positively anything. 

And they try to tell me what to do, ME, JKR, the sole surviving
descendent of the noble Harry Potter.  So they think I'm just a lowly
children's author do they, I'll show them just what a "children's
author" is capable of, I'll write a story that will curl the blood,
I'll write a story that will cause world outrage,  I'll write a story
that will give Stephen King nightmares.

Weird sinister laughter could be heard echoing off the walls of JKR's
enormous Scottish castle as she attacked her typewriter. 

Eggplant