FILK: Wishing I Could See You Sneer Again

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 137845

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literally hundreds of filks have made their debut on this group. I 
feel compelled to mention this because two years ago, after the 
release of OOP, we had new filks posted here almost every day for the 
next several months, whilst since HBP's release there have been very 
few filks posted here. So if you have a filk, feel free to post it 
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basis.

But without any more further ado.......

Wishing I Could See You Sneer Again

To the tune of Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, from Lloyd
Webber's Phantom of the Opera

Dedicated to Ginger (a sweet soul who never sneers - at least, not at 
me)

THE SCENE: Before the tomb of – yes, he's really dead, people, deal
with it! – Albus Dumbledore, HARRY shows that he is still a tad
ticked over the recent unpleasantness

HARRY:
You have been
my great tormentor
You made yourself hated
Then you slew
My greatest mentor
And you celebrated

Wishing I could
See you sneer again
Wishing I could
See you sneer
I would erase
Every trace
Of it from ear to ear

Wishing I was
In your class again
Hearing you say,
"Call me sir!"
You may assume
A swift certain doom
Is what you would incur

Taking points
And scathing comments
All your condescension
Are for you
No longer weapons
No more damned detentions!

(During the instrumental bridge, HARRY looks up several spells in the
library book that Hermione found titled "Magick Moste Evile", whilst
taking copious notes)

And what I'll shove
Down in your throat
Won't have an antidote!

(HARRY performs the Sonorus Spell on himself so he can give justice
to the spectacular climax)

Wishing I could
See you sneer again
In a place you
Cannot run
Killing Voldy's
My destiny
You I'll do in
For fun!

Like your old buddy
Said to "Kill the spare,"
If I ever detect
You as a pair
Let's have a
Rerun

..

   - CMC

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