Worst RAB idea ever

[Richard]

No: HPFGUIDX 137995

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Miikka R." <ryokas at h...> 
wrote:
> A newly arrived thought claims that R.A.B. is Lord Voldemort. The 
fake
> Horcrux is not a fake at all, save for the slip of paper inside it
> that's a subtle hoax.
> 
> Someone smarter than me could whip up an acronym - generously 
assuming
> that someone smarter than me actually likes this theory. Feedback 
is
> hoped for.

Richard here:
Every good (or bad) theory needs a good (or bad) acronym, so how 
about this for your theory: RABID DOG.

R. A. B. Is Deep, Dark, Obfuscatory Gem.

This is, I think, very appropriate, as if it really is a horcrux, 
and the person who finds it is taken in by the ruse, the World is 
left with a surviving horcrux, and thus a surviving little lord 
voldemort (little thanks to the diminished soul, spread about and 
partially destroyed).  Think of it as, "This dog has a potentially 
deadly bite."