FILK: Pokey, Hokey

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 138745

Pokey, Hokey

To the tune of The Hokey Pokey

You take a job with Burkes
A new career as clerk
You do some sleazy work
As you're skulking all about

Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in, 'cause 
Tom Riddle has all the clout

You make a date with Smith
To do some business with
She owns the stuff of myth
And displays it all about

Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in if
Tom Riddle has all the clout

Here is a cup you'll love
Of Helga Hufflepuff
"I won't part with this stuff
I'll just keep it hereabouts"

Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in as
Tom Riddle wins all the clout

Here's the Marvolo ring
It's suited for a king
It is a precious thing
That you cannot do without

Send Hokey to the pokey
She will turn herself in for
Tom Riddle has all the clout

That ring belonged to Mom
Before she split with Tom
And you have got no qualm
To detach it from this lout

Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in once
Tom Riddle has all the clout

When Hepzibah is dead
After Tom Riddle fled
We'll blame the elf instead
As we take the prison route

Send Hokey to the pokey
For she'll turn herself in to
Give Riddle all of the clout

Go to the pokey, Hokey
Go to the pokey, Hokey
Go to the pokey, Hokey
Tom Riddle wants all the clout

   - CMC

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