FILK: Slimy Git

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 144530

Slimy Git
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of Silent Night


Slimy git
Greasy git
Constantly 
In a snit
Prowling corridors
Hither and yon
Saving Harry so
He can go on
Hating Potter in peace
Hating Potter in peace

Slimy git
Greasy git
He's a jerk
I admit
Gory scenes for
The kid with the scar
Was it murder or
Plot twist bizarre?
Serverus, you're still a berk
Severus, you're still a berk