Snape a relative?

[literature_Caro]

No: HPFGUIDX 144721

I suddenly got a brainwave that fitted to some (up to the baseless)
theory of mine:

Theory: Snape is Lily Potter's cousin. (There still is something huge
to come out about Lily, so JK says and it cannot be that she was good at
potions!)

Brainwave: In German Half-Blood is written as one word. So if you take
the English word as one, too and then take the usual brief form you
get: HP and the HP!
Sounds like Harry Potter and himself, doesn't it? So this along with a
certain Perseus-Evans-theory (if you don't know who this bloke should
be just rearange this name into Severus Snape - it works and the
myth on Perseus is that he is a Son of Zeus and a Greek
princess! And Snape is the son of a female prince!)makes it very possible that Snape is Harry's relative and I
think we will meet our "greasy git" sooner than we thought, e. g. at the
Potters' grave.

Yours Caro