FILK:The Ballad of Draco Malfoy

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No: HPFGUIDX 145181

The Ballad of Draco Malfoy
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of The Ballad of Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles


Now somewhere in a dark manor home in Wiltshire
There lived a young boy named Draco Malfoy
One day his Daddy got sent off to Azkaban
Potter put him in the can
Draco didn't like that said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he went back to school
Found him some space in that Come and Go Room

Draco Malfoy  set out to destroy
By fixing the vanishing cabinet
Draco had gone
Equipped with a wand
In order to take a stab at it
The cabinet it seems
Would help in his schemes
Fulfilling Lord Voldemort's fancy
He tried to succeed
By poisoning mead
But everyone knew it was chancy

Now Albus  and friend, his man to the end    
Flew up on their brooms to the tower
Draco burst in and grinning a grin
He said Dumbledore you're in in my power
Then Harry got  froze- Snape struck I suppose
And Harry said Come back you coward!

Now Harry gave chase to find but a trace
And proceeded to stagger unstable
I knew Dumbledore must be dead
Though he looks like he could be in bed
And I'll get Voldie I'll get Snape and Voldie as soon as I am able

Now Draco Malfoy
Escaped  by a ploy
Only to be Snape's disciple
Albus checked out and he left us in doubt
To wait for Book Seven's arrival