FILK: The Clunk! Clunk! Song (He's in his Trunk)

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 124841


FILK: The Clunk! Clunk! Song (He's in his trunk)
A filk by Pippin 
to the tune of The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in his Kiss) by Betty 
Everett
For Hagridd -- the beat goes on

ENTER Wormtail and Barty Crouch

Where is Mad eye
Where did he go
What should I say, Master wants to know

(Have you got the leg?)
Oh yeah, it's just a peg
(Have you got the eye?)
Oh  yeah, it's  just my size

If you wanna know
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]
Where did Moody go
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]
It's in his trunk
(That's where he is!)

How bout the shrieking Shack
Oh  no that's a disgrace
How bout the dungeon black
Oh no that's Snapey's place

If you wanna know
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]
Where did Moody go
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!Clunk!]
He's in his trunk
(That's where he is!)

Oh, oh oh Wormtail
He's  locked up tight
And Dumbo doesn't even know
I promise this and it aint no lie
He's there in his trunk

(How bout the way he acts)
Oh just you wait and see
If wizards had Oscars I'd be a nominee

If you wanna know
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]
Where did Moody go
[Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!]
It's in his trunk
(That's where he is!)
If you want to know
Where did Moody go
He's in his trunk
(That's where he is)
He's in his trunk
(That's where he is)