(FILK) Kingsley Shacklebolt Is On The Case

[klyanthea]

No: HPFGUIDX 120900


First of all, allow me to be among the myriad of others to wish y'all 
a Happy New Year!

And, now, for your filking enjoyment, I present to you a filk:

Shacklebolt Is On The Case

A filk to the tune of _You Like Me Too Much_ by the Beatles

Midi is here:  
http://www.thebeatleswebsite.com/songs/youlikeme2much.html

Kingsley Shacklebolt:

As the whole Department's trying, down to every single man, 
To locate Sirius Black and bring him back to Azkaban 
They'll never find him, though we try to trace 
'Cause Kingsley Shaklebolt is on the case 

There's a map in my office dotted with little red pins 
To indicate all the places where we suspect Black has been 
But actually he's safe at Grimmauld Place 
'Cause Kingsley Shacklebolt is on the case 

It's a disgrace 
But that's the way that it must be 
And so, thus we 

Follow diff'rent leads, that take us all across the land 
Like Black's really Stubby Boardman, the lead singer in a band 
Sometimes it's hard to maintain a straight face 
While Kingsley Shacklebolt is on the case 

(piano solo) 

'Cause Kingsley Shacklebolt is on the case 

Around we race 
And it's fortunate they trust me 
If they'd just see 

Sirius is innocent, but we don't have the proof 
And the Minister's a moron who won't listen to the truth, 
And so they are led on this wild goose chase 
While Kingsley Shacklebolt is on the case 

While Kingsley Shacklebolt is on the case 

With the completion of this filk, I am pleased to announce that the 
Beatles' Album, Help! has been Potterized.  So, to ring in the new 
year, may I proudly present: Elf!   
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/elf.htm 

-Gail B.