Complete and utter derail (Was: Satellite!Harry)

[kizor0]

No: HPFGUIDX 121621


--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "snow15145" <snow15145 at y...> wrote:

> Snow—In earnest hopes that whatever the ending
it won't be like the 
> last page has been ripped out of the book.

I'm afraid I've had another of my sleep-loss-induced Bright Ideas.
Harry Potter takes place on a seemingly perfectly mundane Earth,
doesn't it? And as Muggles we wouldn't be aware of the existence of
the WW, would we?

So what we need is a couple of fourth-wall-breaking hints in book six,
and some more in book seven, hinting that JKR is in fact chronicling
actual events and has managed to get away with it by [INSERT PLAUSIBLE
REASON HERE]. Then the final chapter of the seventh book makes it
clear that there's going to be a huge, life-changing revelation on the
actual way of the world on the last page...

...and the end of the book looks literally like the last page had been
ripped out of it. No doubt they could make some kind of machine for
this job.

Whoo!a

- Kizor

This has been your late-night Kizor hour. It's like comedy, only
without all the funny parts.