HBP contest: Rules Repost

[delwynmarch]

No: HPFGUIDX 131876

1. Who will be the most major character to die?
Harry.

(Whaddayamean, I can't answer that?? Oh, OK...)

Well then, I'll say Dumbledore. Much less original, though.

2. Who is the Half-Blood Prince?
Blaise Zabini. Don't ask.

3. What is Lily's big secret?
She was a Metamorphmagus (have to answer *something*!)

4. Who will be the new DADA teacher?
The Lion guy (I'm lazy). 

5. With whom will Harry have a romantic relationship?
Daphne Greengrass (just for the kick of seeing Ron's face when he
finds out :-P).

6. Who will be the new Minister of Magic?
Griselda Marchbanks.

7. What is that bowl-thing on the green U.S. HBP cover?
Salazar Slytherin's Pensieve, which is hidden in the Chamber of Secrets.

8. Will Harry take Advanced Potions?
Yes, after McGonagall threatens Snape of turning him into a white
Persian kitty and marrying him if he doesn't let Harry take that class.

9. Will Neville take Advanced Potions?
Yes, and the first time Snape looks nastily at him, Neville will jinx
him and stuff him into his cauldron, to stew in his unfinished potion.
It will take 3 weeks for Madam Pomfrey to put Snape back into working
order. After that, Neville will never melt another cauldron again, and
Snape will never even look at him again.

10. How many OWLs did Harry get?
Let me find my dice... 9, if you count theories and practices as
separate OWLS.

Predictions (0-10 points each):
1. Harry will go on an adventure with one or both of the Creevey brothers.
2. Draco Malfoy will train physically and magically all summer long,
so he can take his "revenge" on Harry in September. Unfortunately for
him, Ginny will slip some Love Potion in his pumpkin juice during the
Start of Year Feast, and Draco will fall madly in love with Millicent
Bulstrode, thus forgetting all about his angry plan concerning Harry. 
3. The love triangle between Draco, Millicent and Pansy will provide
most of the comic relief in the book.
4. Lavender or Parvati will make a move on Harry.
5. Viktor will come back and hook up with Luna.

Del
ps: no need telling my husband I'm crazy, he already knows.