Dirty Harry (was Harry Killing in HBP)

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No: HPFGUIDX 131913

"lupinlore" <bob.oliver at c...> wrote:

> But will Harry kill Voldemort at all?
> And after all, what difference does it
> really make HOW he kills Voldy? 
> Avada Kedavra, Magnum .357
.. 

I don't know about a Magnum 357, but if
you're talking about a Magnum 44, 
well, the imagination runs wild: 

Harry walked forward until he was just inches from Voldemort's face
and then with an air of quiet confidence said:
"When I was one year old you tried to kill me, but you were
unsuccessful Tom.  Let's finish the matter, right here right now."
Voldemort was so surprised by this remark he didn't say anything.
"Why do you hesitate Mr. Tom Riddle Junior, it's a perfect time for
you junior, I have no wand, I'm completely defenseless. Well 
,
perhaps not completely, because you see, SOME CURSES NEED NO WAND!
Hasn't your little studies in the Dark Arts taught you that yet?"
Looking even paler than normal Voldemort said,
"You're bluffing".
In a low menacing voice Harry growled, 
"Well maybe I am and maybe I'm not, but seeing as how I'm talking
about the guillotinious curse, the most powerful in the world that
would slice your head clean off you have to ask yourself one question.
Do I feel lucky today?"
Voldemort, his eyes the size of saucers was speechless.
With a evil grin on his face that made him look just a bit insane
Harry leaned even closer, looked Voldemort straight in the eye, and
whispered very slowly,
"Well do you,
 junior?"
Paralyzed with indecision Voldemort looked down at his wand just
inches from his trembling hand. Then in a voice so loud it almost
sounded like it had been magically amplified Harry shouted into
Voldemort's ear,
"DO IT! MAKE MY DAY!"  
Voldemort staggered back his ears ringing with pain, and then without
another word he just turned around and walked away.

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