FILK: How Are Things in Barnes and Noble?

[Constance Vigilance]

No: HPFGUIDX 131925

How Are Things In Barnes and Noble?

To the tune of How Are Things In Glocca Mora?

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The time is near
The book is almost here
Our wait is done, it's time for fun, so stand and cheer
In times like these
Excitement by degrees
We make a date to stay up late, we're devotees
So tell me please

How are things in Barnes and Noble?
Are there people acting strangely there?
Do grownups dress in Hogwarts robes
With pointed hats and other wizard wear?

How are things in Barnes and Noble
As the clock moves close to midnight there?
Is the Starbucks in-store franchisee
Calling to me?
And is the Double-shot Frappachino Fizz
All they say it is?

Do I stay up late on Friday
Or get mine the lazy way
In the discount bin at Costco Saturday?
How are things in Barnes and Noble
This fine day?

~ Constance Vigilance