How will LV die?

[fanofminerva]

No: HPFGUIDX 132369

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Hagrid" <aussie_lol at y...> wrote:
> aussie:
> OK, so LV won't die till book #7, but let's have some fun suggesting 
> fatal mistakes.
> 
> <snip>

What a fun idea!  I'll try my hand at it.

Idea 1: Because of Hermione's SPEW, the house elves go on strike.  
Each house has to take a day in the kitchen.  Neville, who is 
exceptionally good at herbology by now, tries his hand at cooking.  
Unfortunately, that is the day LV and the DEs invade Hogwarts.  LV, in 
his usual patronizing way, takes a sarcastic bite of Neville's bread 
pudding.  The rest, as they say, is history...

Idea 2: Petunia, who deep down is ticked about her sister being 
killed, grabs Harry's wand and, in her first act of magic, tries to AK 
LV.  Vernon, who is completely shocked by what he sees, loses control 
of his car and flattens LV next to the lawn gnomes.

Idea 3: LV realizes that using Harry's blood was a very bad thing.  In 
order to keep his transformation complete, he turns to his loyal 
potions expert, Severus Snape.  As he swallows the potion, Snape 
smugly informs him of his position in the Order and how the potion he 
just drank was conjured to strengthen the power in Harry's blood, the 
smame blood for which Lily sacrificed herself.  Purely evil LV cannot 
tolerate this much goodness and melts like the wet witch of the west.

Julie