What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

[Hagrid]

No: HPFGUIDX 132536

aussie:
HBP is set in 1997 - 1998, when Win98 was starting, so of course,  

Dudley will say -
OK, where is the computer I wanted for my birthday?
What does it mean when the screen goes blue?
Hey, Daddy, look! A stranger sent me an e-mail that i can earn 
thousands of pounds a day. -and all I have to do is send $200.

Draco will say -
Ha. Although Gringotts has frozen our family accounts, but I can 
still get lots of cash from Muggles. Another just sent me $200.
Hey, where did all that money disappear to?

Fred and George -
Hacking is magic. Look what i got from Malfoy's PC.
Should we add these viruses to the Joke store catalogue?

Ron -
No copmuter for me. After finding out Scabbers was Pettigrew, 
anything with a mouse is not for me.

Hermione -
Extra classes this year? Cobolt, C Basic, and DOS languages.

Arthur -
I swear someone has bewitched this thing. It keeps crashing on me.

Bagman -
Dang. I this computer thingy from Mundungus and it doesn't work ... 
by the way, what am I ment to do with this plug thingy?

Peeves -
Ohh, the possibilities for me over the internet ...

Krum -
Shh! I am breaking record for Pacman.

Umbridge -
Waah. Why does this computer hate me? CRUCIO!

having fun?  aussie