What conversations do you MOST want to see in HBP?

[John Fisher]

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Draco: A 'clever plan?'  You're in Gryffindor!  You lot's idea of a
Clever Plan is 'everyone, on the count of three!'  [Misquoted from
somebody's fan fic.  I fancied it.]

Voldy: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: Um...?
Voldy: Wierd.

Voldy: Avada Kedavra!  (turns into a giant canary)
Harry: Um...?
Fred: One galleon buys a set of ten.

Hermione: Avada Kedavra!  (Voldemort dies.)
Harry: Um...?
Firenze: Prophecy, schmophecy.

Voldemort: With this large and clunky amulet, I shall crus-- (disappears)
Harry: Um...?
Mr. Weasley: Well, I attached a time-turner to a battery-powered fan.

On 6/20/05, firebird <vloe at dallasnews.com> wrote:
> Hermione to Ron: I'm sick of studying; let's go tickle the giant
> squid.

Harry: Oh, that's what you call it?
(Sorry.)

-John