What's in Filch's drawers?

[dungrollin]

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> Geoff Bannister
> > You must forgive me but I fell about laughing when I read the title
> of this thread - and I suspect a number of UK members did the 
same.....
> 
> Amiable Dorsai:
> 
> <Tries and fails to look innocent> Oh dear...
So what *do* you think he keeps in his... box?

Dungrollin:

Guilty secrets, of course.  The wand he has never got to work, and a 
couple of antique crystal ba...

Sorry. 

I should stress that he does *not* take them out and play with them 
furtively when he thinks nobody's watching.