FILK: Plague of Inferius

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 134699

Plague of Inferius (HPB, Chap. 3)

To the tune of the Age of Aquarius, from Hair

Dedicated to CV

THE SCENE: Four Privet Drive. HARRY reviews a leaflet from the
Ministry of Magic

HARRY (reading):
"When the Dark Mark's seen above your house
As Voldemort is waging war
You better plan to beat it
And shun his undead corps

"This is a warning `bout a plague of Inferius
Plague of Inferius!
Inferius!

"Just a tip of the sombrero:
Things could get so George Romero
It's an evil scheme of Tommy's
To o'errun us all with zombies
Don't go out unless you go to
Or you'll encounter Nosferatu
Inferius!
Inferius!

"When the Dark Mark's seen above your house
As Voldemort is waging war
You better plan to beat it
And shun his undead corps

"This is a warning `bout a plague of Inferius
Inferius!
Inferius! "

  - CMC (wondering if George Romero will direct Book Six)

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