More funny lines in the book

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No: HPFGUIDX 134807

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Luigina Ciolfi" <luigina at e...> 
wrote:
> My favourite funny line, when Nearly Headless Nick tells Harry that 
Dumbledore has returned to Hogwarts (Chapter 23 - Horcruxes)
> 
> NHN: " I had it from the Bloody Baron, who saw him arrive (...) He 
appeared, according to the Baron, to be in good spirits, though a 
little tired, of course.'
> 'Where is he?' said Harry, his heart leaping.
> 'Oh, groaning and clanking up on the Astronomy tower, it's a 
favourite pastime of his-'
> 'Not the Bloody Baron, Dumbledore!'

Am rather behind posts so i apologise if anyone has already selected 
my favourite funny passage, i crack up just thinking about it.
Its when Snape aske Harry the difference between a ghost and Inferi 
then mocks him for saying 'ghosts are transparent' Ron butts in: 
(paraphrase) well if you meet a ghost in a dark alley you can hardly 
ask him, excuse me but are you the imprint of a departed soul...'

(cracking up again)

shagufta